The 10 most unlikely cannabis strain names

Breeders are sometimes quite inspired when it comes to naming their creations. Here's a small selection of the most popular weed names. what the fuck. These are often Sativa justly reputed to stimulate creativity. We'll let you be the judge.

Brain freeze

French for «brain gel». The name of this strain speaks for itself. It's a 60% Sativa and 40% Indica hybrid created by Dutchgrown Seeds. It has an earthy scent with hints of mango and a euphoric effect that makes it particularly effective against depression.

Purple monkey balls

We'll leave the translation to you. This Indica-dominant hybrid has a THC between 15 and 23%. It is reputed to make people laugh, stimulate the appetite and relieve pain.

Chernobyl

This variety takes its name from the famous Chernobyl nuclear disaster in the former Soviet Ukraine, which worried the whole world, a testament to its power. It's a hybrid of 80% Sativa and 20% Indica bred by TGA Subcool Seeds. It was ranked in the top 10 of High Times in 2010 with a THC level of 20%. It has an intense cerebral effect that stimulates creative energy, but can cause paranoid episodes.

Ninja Turtle Kush

This Ninja Turtle strain is a 60% Sativa and 40% Indica hybrid with an average THC content of 19%. It has a sweet, fruity taste and is ideal for anxiety disorders.

Laughing Gas

French for «laughing gas», this variety is a cross between Sour Diesel and Cherry Pie. It has a sweet taste and makes you happy and creative, hence its name.

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Thunderfuck is slang for being in the shit. Alaskan Thunderfuck is a potent Sativa variety from Alaska's Mataniska Valley. It can reach 21.50% of THC. Its cerebral, euphoric effect lasts a long time, giving you giggles and energy peaks.

Donkey Dick

This strain is a 70% indica-dominant hybrid with a low THC content of 10%. It has an earthy taste but is reputed to give a heavy body high.

Golden Goat

Golden Goat is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain created by Mr. Dank in Topeka, Kansas. It's a potent variety that reaches 24% THC.

Zombie killer

This strain won't give you super-power to kill zombies, but its Indica dominance might just zombify you yourself. It's best consumed in the evening when there's no activity planned, as its heavy body high may leave you nailed to the sofa.

OG Skywalker

This Kush variety takes its name from... suspense... Star Wars. It has a lemon scent and grows like an Indica, but with more sativa effects. La Skywalker OG provides a moderate head high followed by a sedative body high. It is reputed to be effective against insomnia.