100 reasons to go to the World Cannabis March

The Marche Mondiale du Cannabis takes place next Saturday (April 29) in Paris. And since there isn't just one good reason to go, we've come up with 100, all free of charge.

• Because the poster is so beautiful
• Barcelona's CSCs are cool, but Carcasonne's CSCs would be really cool!
• Because Cannabis & Love would make a great slogan
• Because one day we'll have to make our BTS in agronomy pay off!
• Because our name is Yannis and we like rhymes
• Because Uruguay legalizes, Canada legalizes, California legalizes, and we've made German LV1, Chinese LV2
• Because this weed is just too good
• Because milk is now worthless and our farmers could recover
• Because one joint is fine. 3 joints, hello mattress!
• Because Newsweed is going to treat us
• Because nothing has changed in 47 years, but now it's time to believe.
• Because California is a bit far for a weekend (and we don't have a doctor's prescription).
• Because the most dangerous thing about cannabis is getting caught with it.
• Because one day, we'll tell our children: «And you see, in Daddy's day, cannabis was illegal».»
• Because you have to make them, these new shoes
• BECAUSE IT'S OUR PROJECT
• Because if 1 in 3 French people have tried cannabis, that's a lot of hypocrites in the French Assembly.
• Because Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa and Tommy Chong
• Because it's been a long time since we did a little exercise
• Because we've never understood what N-P-K is, maybe some people can explain it to us!
• Because we like dreadeuses
• Because eating organic, fucking organic, smoking organic
• Because we've never worn an Anonymous Ganja mask
• Because partying on a Saturday afternoon is what it's all about
• Because, Emmanuel, ticketing is not the solution.
• Because our father works for the RG and we want to see if he can find us.
• So that Costentin can say that after the Marche du Cannabis, there will be the Marche de la Cocaïne and then the Marche de l'Héroïne.
• Because we don't yet know whether to invest in LEDs
• Because in any case, everything is legal in France for cannabis, except cannabis.
• Because the last time we picked up pot, we could have made a tire out of it.
• Because «hakik is for beatniks» and we love Jack Kerouac
• Because cannabis is decriminalized in all countries bordering France
• Because there's a bit of yesterday's space cake left over
• Because we had a crush on Nancy Botwin
• Because we know Amsterdam like the back of our hand
• Because it's all too easy to see how things end up at the PMU, and we've never seen that at the Bulldog.
• Because we had promised to get involved in an association (Chanvre et Libertés, for example)
• Because legalization, ok, but if we can participate
• Because at the price it costs, if it were legal, we'd already be paying off the hole in the French health system.
• After all, it's said that even Queen Victoria used to treat herself with hemp.
• Because we've always been ahead of our time
• Because maybe we'll get on TV
• Because «I promise, officer, I smoked the day before yesterday» doesn't work behind the wheel.
• Because as de la Villardière put it: «I feel good all of a sudden».»
• Because weed blogging can be a future
• Because if it ever rains, we'll make an aquarium.
• Because the Expogrow is cool, but it's still 50 meters too far.
• Because our seeds have already been planted, all we can do is wait.
• Like Kerviel and Jean Lassalle
• So as not to follow in everyone's footsteps, and say «When will France?» when a country legalizes
• Because for the time being, the big winners are still the traffickers.
• Because prohibition failed. Here, you want some?
• Because Newsweed promises big surprises, okay, but what are they going to be?
• Because 4:20 p.m. at La République
• Because Saturday afternoon, there's never anything on TV anyway.
• Because hemp cleans the soil and can be used to make fuel.
• Because if we're going to work until we're 80, we might as well relieve ourselves in our old age.
• Because tomorrow, we've decided, we're going into the import-export business.
• Because in the end, we all agree: cannabis is bad, but no more so than alcohol.
• To show that repression is bogus
• Because it's been a long time since we wore our Bob Marley costume.
• Because you don't want to end up in prison for a joint on your person
• Because we haven't yet seen any racial profiling of guys from the 16th arrondissement, and sharing is important!
• Because these painkillers are getting a little too addictive
• Because we didn't win tickets for Spannabis, but this time we won tickets on the Newsweed bus.
• Doing what Mom and Dad do
• Because we have a harvest to share...
• ... and that the 200 seeds we bought were a little too much
• Because putting sick people in prison is easier than putting Fillon there.
• Because Madrid will be marching at the same time, and Paris has already lost to Barça, so it won't happen again.
• Because if Snoop Dogg once smoked in the White House, we'd love to do the same in the Elysée Palace one day!
• Because Mum did May '68 and Kathmandu. We're limited to Paris
• Because we can't roll
• Because weed is said to ward off the evil eye, fix twisted genitals and start Russian motorcycles.
• Because Julien Hollande could finally get his hands on a fart
• Because our little deals are all very well, but they won't pay for our retirement.
• Because we'd really like to find it! White Castle
• Because we've never smoked, but freedom is important
• Because with the time we're taking off, we'll never be able to smoke as much as Snoop Dogg, but we may still have a chance.
• Because Mélenchon and Hamon were right: legalization is the only thing that counts.
• Because the GR16 is overrated
• Because Uncle Jo didn't do well with alcohol. And yet, he buys it every day
• Because I thought maybe we could be allowed to smoke our fart...’
• Because CBD is the future
• Because our cannabistrot business plan is already in place
• To be able to say «we were there»
• Because this week's horoscope told us we'd finally find love, and it might be out there...
• Because neither fire nor master
• Because Pécresse may be against it, but her son might be.
• Because everything's good in chichon, or not, and that's the problem.
• Because a cannabis user isn't necessarily a juggler with dreadlocks and a sarouel (we've got nothing against Rasta jugglers with a bit of a sartorial ambition).
• Because we can invest in cannabis on the stock market, and our Masters in Finance will finally come in handy.
• To be the first to say «Qui dit pet’?»
• Because if it's been used in medicine for over 3,000 years, maybe it's got a use.
• Because we're in love with amphitheater stoner
• Because it's all about participation
• Because 5 fruits and vegetables a day, and we always eat an apple after smoking
• Because Florent Pagny smokes every day but presents The Voice well
• Because the last time a policeman asked us for our papers, we pulled out Yeuf and Greengo
• Because the party will be beautiful

The World Cannabis March in Paris
For provincial editions, information can be found on the World Cannabis March.