Top 10 things only cannabis users have ever experienced

Consuming cannabis can have both good and bad sides. Consumers generally have their own daily habits, pleasures and problems. Here's a non-exhaustive list of things you've experienced if you use cannabis.

1 / Laughing at nothing

Easy laughter is a bit of a cliché, but it does exist. You laugh for no reason at all, with insignificant things suddenly becoming funny, or simply because your mates talk rubbish when they've been smoking.

2/ Being stoned in public (in the street, on public transport, etc.)

Ah, the famous cannabis paranoia. Being high in public makes you see the world differently. And we often feel that the world sees us differently too. It's as if everyone you meet knows you're elsewhere/higher.

3/ Forgetting things

«I sent a message but I forgot to press send» «What did I say again?» «Where's my head?» Using cannabis can make you forget certain things, and stoners are bound to have experienced this.

4/ Rolling a joint incorrectly

What a waste. #WrapChicken

5/ Red eyes

«Your eyes are red, you're fonced bro!» Sunglasses are your friend.

Read more: Why do cannabis smokers have red eyes?

6/ Staying «sober» in front of your parents

A situation that happens to all stoners who live with their parents. If they don't already know you use cannabis, they'll find out sooner or later.

7/ The first sip of a drink after smoking

That divine feeling that only cannabis smokers can understand.

8/ Ashes everywhere

On the clothes, on the bed, on the face, in the eyes. What a drag. Even when the ashes are white.

9/ Being too stoned

When we've smoked too much and you only understand what you say and what we say to you. Variant: When you pull on a really heavy joint or bong, until you're dizzy.

10/ Losing your belongings

«Where's my phone?» when you've had it in your hand for ten minutes.

Mehdi Bautier