Top 10 things cannabis smokers hate more than anything else

Chill pot smokers don't generally like to get into trouble. But that doesn't mean they can't be bothered, and not just one little. Here's a non-exhaustive list of the things smokers hate most of all.

1) When we tell them that smoking is bad for your health  

«You shouldn't smoke, you could preserve your lungs and your health anyway» And believe me he knows it very well. But he just doesn't feel like listening, or doing it. Sugar, tobacco and alcohol are bad for you too. Just sayin’.

2) When the smoker orders food and the deliveryman is late

And that persistent craving. Nothing could be more annoying.

3) Being too lazy to do anything

Let's face it, pot smoking can make you lazy. When you had in mind to have a productive day but ended up spending it in bed smoking joints in front of Netflix and pizza. No good, no good.

4) When someone exaggerates about being high

«Oh this weed is crazy, I'm so high». Relax, it's just cannabis. No need to make a big deal out of it.

5) When someone shows off too much and brags about smoking joints

Blah blah blah. Are you proud of yourself?

6) When the wind blows so hard that the weed flies away.

It's a very, very irritating situation for the stoner. Especially when it was his last joint.

7) When the stoner runs out of leaves to roll

And that it's Sunday, three o'clock in the morning, and that he's in the countryside, far from everything. Smokers hate it when something is missing, especially if it's one of the essential elements needed to smoke their joint.

8) Don't keep fire within easy reach.

And being forced to light your firecracker by turning on the gas, at best.

9) Being «pasty»

Or, more commonly, dry mouth. All users know the sensation of a dry mouth after smoking cannabis. Dry mouth results from the action of cannabinoids on the body's nervous system. Drinking water, eating dried fruit and sweets are the best ways to combat dry mouth.

10) Running out of weed

The ultimate stoner nightmare.

Mehdi Bautier