Top 10 strange things a stoner can do when high

Stoners sometimes do things that are a little weird, to the point where they ask themselves, »Why am I doing this? I’m losing my mind!» Here’s a non-exhaustive list of strange things stoners might do after smoking ganja.

1) Talking to oneself

Then laugh. Love you. Marry yourself. And become almost schizophrenic.

2) Thinking You're Nietzsche

I'm not criticizing people who are passionate about philosophy, but stoners can spend hours talking about philosophy, often without it really making any sense.

3) Laughing about something that happened hours ago

4) Staying in an elevator without pressing the button

And think that's normal for the first five minutes.

5) Looking for your phone… using the light from your phone

Meanwhile, the stoner searched every corner of his apartment—even under the toilet bowl. You've got to take it easy with the White Widow.

6) Forgetting something in the freezer (or in the oven)

Especially when you've been waiting for your meal the whole time you've been starving. Don't you smell something burning? Darn it, the pizza!!!

7) Try to catch a water bottle using as little effort as possible

Trying every possible position and rolling around on the couch until you can grab it. Does this sound like you?

8) Eat anything that comes his way

Hmm, actually, cat food isn't so bad after all.

9) Hand over your keys instead of your credit card to pay

Or unlock the door to your apartment with your credit card.

10) Telling a story and leaving out words in a sentence

There's also the classic version: «What were we talking about again?»

Mehdi Bautier